Jan 28, 2021
Despite the fancy title, Thomas Cochrane got down in his day. He spent most of his life sailing around in a goddamn tugboat masquerading as a warship, and still managed to fuck up all of Britain's enemies. Then when his wild shit talking got him into too much trouble, he bounced from the Navy and went into politics. Then when his mouth got him into too much trouble there, he went down to South America to fuck up some more people. Even stole his own payment when they held out on him. Respect.