Jan 28, 2021
Despite the fancy title, Thomas Cochrane got down in his day. He spent most of his life sailing around in a goddamn tugboat masquerading as a warship, and still managed to fuck up all of Britain's enemies. Then when his wild shit talking got him into too much trouble, he bounced from the Navy and went into politics....
Jan 26, 2021
For any listeners that have been waiting for a pirate episode, today is your lucky day! We're talking about notorious French buccaneer and really terrible person, Francois l'Olonnais. He was great at torturing and killing the Spanish, and taking plunder. So much so he even got a pretty badass nickname (which you'll...
Jan 21, 2021
Hello there, dear listeners. Kick back and relax, and listen to the story of Donald McBane. He was a badass medieval old timey Scottish swordsman who loved fighting and pimping. He fought in some significant battles across several countries, killed a bunch of people, tapped a lot of kegs (and women), and then sat down...
Jan 19, 2021
Well, dear listeners, it took 165 episodes but it finally happened. We showed up to record and had prepared the same person. And we really picked a top tier scumbag to cross the streams for. Randall Woodfield loved to make people look at his dick. Then things all kinda spiraled out of control from there after...
Jan 14, 2021
Today we'll be talking about notorious Jewish mobster, and possessor of a terrible nickname, Abe "Kid Twist" Reles. Dude did a lot of dirt back in his day, and contributed heavily to a well known group of violent sociopaths, Murder Inc. Then right up at the end he turned out to be kind of a pussy. But hey, at least...